87daysbefore: dylanofuckme: i feel like i am level 5 in photoshop and everyone else is like level 50+ in the elite four i’m level paint
niallhortonhearsawho: a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt
julietspencers: fetuses do not think they do not “scream out” when they are aborted they have no brain function and no nerve endings until long after the deadline for a legal abortion they aren’t “sad” when you abort them they do not “realize what is happening” And these aren’t my beliefs, they’re scientific facts
selfdoubtandsyphilis: dankestrnemes: do animals think in english or in the sounds they make this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
perfectly-proper: anonynaila: subvertcliche: mello-dramatic: Everyone who reblogs this will get the title of a book to read based on their bio/posts. Everyone. I mean it. THIS IS THE BEST POST I HAVE EVER SEEN EVER they really do mean everyone PLEASE
garlic-breadgasm: YOU DON’T OWE YOUR PARENTS ANYTHING IT WAS THEIR CHOICE TO HAVE, KEEP AND RAISE YOU BUT IT WASN’T YOUR CHOICE TO BE THEIR CHILD ANY EXPECTATIONS OR IDEALS THEY TRY AND ENFORCE ON YOU ARE BULLSHIT IF YOU DO NOT AGREE WITH THEM THEY SHOULD ACCEPT THEIR CHILD AS THEY ARE NOT JUDGE THEM ON A MINOR DETAIL THAT DOESN’T AFFECT THEIR LIFE DO NOT FEEL BAD IF YOU AREN’T THE PERFECT...
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eclectic-soul: If teachers can acknowledge that it’s hard for kids with ADD/ADHD to concentrate on their school work, why can’t they acknowledge that it’s terrifying for kids with social anxiety to speak in front of an entire class for a grade.